theamitymalum's reviews
122 reviews

the concept is nice, the characters are nice, the writing and pace are nice. you know what pissed me off? the constant mentioning of alcoholic beverages and food. they do anything or say three lines and suddenly they're eating and drinking wine, beer or cocktails.
bro you're fighting a goodness idk drink some juice get your vitamins.

anyway i like bran but sasha.... don't get me started. i hate her with a passion, she's the definition of pick me girl i want to poison her food so she gets diarrhea and has something to actually complain about. this is her book so you can imagine how pissed i was the whole time. sis if you don't know how to swim just drown

i don't even have words to describe how this made me feel.
i am also selling all my pillows if anyone is interested

the best!!! couple!!!! im sacrificing my first born for their happiness!!!!
sawyer owns my heart and annika my soul. they deserve to be happy!!! give my babies their happy ending or i will riot.

honorable mention to mermaid sex, never in my life would i have thought i was gonna read that but here we are

if i had a nickel for everytime i read about a character fucking her doorknob i would have two nickels which is not a lot but it's funny that it happened twice

p.s.: don't forget to praise your doors they might be into it

*breathes* *screams for three full minutes and 58 seconds*

this book had a plot that had to be delivered. it had a dream and rent to pay and it did THAT.
im still pissed at the constant mention of alcohol and food, please drink water.

anyway, even though this book was about riley and doyle i couldn't stop myself from giggling and kicking my feet for sawyer and annika (i have a favorite couple as you can see)

now i need: A FULL BOOK ONLY WITH SAWYER'S AND ANNIKA'S WEDDING AND HER ADAPTATION TO THE HUMAN WORLD. i need it to survive im not exaggerating they're my roman empire.

that was fun. damn skippy

the concept of found family and love is nice if only she didn't had to fuck her uncle and cousins several times. sharing is caring but NOT like this

i am extremely sad. the first book ended up in the perfect premise but this felt like twilight with monarchy.

a lot of stuff was happening but at the same time nothing happened. i really pushed myself to finish this because i believed it was me. it was not. it was her. there she is (my knife in her chest).

if she was killed when she was supposed to die none of this would've happened. sometimes people need to die. oraya please unrelease yourself.

the plot is not plotting but the smut is smutting, although 5 chapters for a blowjob seems like too much.

beware of kendall being everything she claims to hate in books and making me want to punch her on the face and break her nose in several places. but vincent <3

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT????
I never fully trust booktok because i've been let down several times but since this series were so hyped i gave them a go and hOLY FUCK ????
AND THIS IS THE BORING BOOK?????
also please start referring to me by my new pronouns: rhysand's/ whore