theamitymalum's reviews
122 reviews

this is my new roman empire and if anyone asks me about my feelings on this book i will just start sobbing uncontrollably.
i need this book tattooed on my brain

i really want to write a review. i would if i could, but it's too difficult to write when the tears won't let me see the keyboard.

you know it's gonna be kinky when sleep token is on the playlist.
it was cute, I had fun. my goal for next valentine's is to get railed by a reaper too.

To the stars who listen, Feyre.
To the dreams that are answered, Rhys

this was such a cute and light read, got me giggling and kicking my feet. I need them all in my life biblically.

NOW *cough* WHEN ARE CASSIAN AND NESTA ADMITTING THEIR FEELINGS FOR EACH OTHER???!!! I can't do this anymore I'm as impatient as the high lady of the night court.

also "build a house with a nursery, feyre" what if I cry ????? I love them so much but they make me feel so single I'm manifesting my own bat boy

it was fun, it was good. the first a hundred pages were a little bit hard to get through and i gotta admit it took me almost 30% of the book to understand what was going on.

my only ick is the amount of gen z slang and the constant comedic dialogues that belong to a tiktok comment section (this is my first ali hazelwood book, maybe that's her writing style. idk)

also the knot

now what???? i feel so empty
this book was an emotional rollercoaster it destroyed me several times. i would do it again.

this book was for the people pleasers like me. such a cute story, got me giggling and kicking my feet so much I almost sprained my ankle

they got horny and fucked while watching ratatouille

°•° update 03/24 °•°
I have to give this one more star after reading wildfire. at least this one had a *minimal* plot and there was a purpose. and also they did not fuck while watching ratatouille, this is not a spoiler but rather a PSA.

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the hockey player that falls for the figure skater who hates hockey players and is commitment-phobic. a cliche? yes. do i care? nope. great book to get out of my reading slump. anyway anastasia sometimes made me want to punch her and break her nose.
aaron was a breathing red flag i hated him all the time he was the worse person ever. nathan? the greatest male character written by a woman. everyone deserves a nathan in their life i am manifesting a nathan for myself i won't settle for less. he deserves better than Anastasia, she is now part of my sleep paralysis demon club

it's not bad but it's definitely not my cup of tea.
I'm so disappointed because the premise was so good and i really wanted to like it. i felt nothing towards the characters and the story meant nothing to me. don't ask me anything about the book I already forgot everything.
personally I would give it one star but I know there's someone out there that could actually enjoy this. I'm just not the target audience I guess