theamitymalum's reviews
122 reviews

it delivers what it promises to deliver. me and my hormonal self are very happy about this.
nevertheless I would've liked a psa about the illustrations because the first one caught me off guard IN A PUBLIC PLACE.
also, fucking a brush was too much and all I could do was imagine her sweeping the floor with it

this was THE CUTEST (yes all caps) thing I've ever read and I will never stop thinking about them. if I don't have what they have then I don't want it. THEY'RE THE CUTEST I CAN'T

p.d.: gonna start sending random emails to random accounts see if i finally find my soulmate

i can't wait for the universe to send a raccoon and fog to put my car in a ditch so a hot guy with a beard and tattoos helps me and we fall in love and we take care of baby goats for the rest of our lives

4.5

I need my own Jacob and I will do whatever it takes to get him. I must protect him from everything and everyone, I must carry him in my pocket and never let anyone hurt him. if they need him they will have to get through me.
the fact I had to take a break to cry says everything

she should've died in the accident

i started it with not expectations and it was not half bad let's say it. it lowkey affected my perspective on pig farms and, personally, I will be staying six feet away from those.

love at first sight, lust at first sight whatever you wanna call it. I felt nothing towards it but I was pretty numb throughout the entire book tbh.

did it hate it? no. did I love it? neither. I read it because of the pigs, I was too curious

i can't believe the plan of action to rescue someone who has been kidnapped was to use tiktok as a threat. and it worked im so mad at this

definitely check tw's before reading

it's was a nice story of self development and found family and really liked that. don't ask me the name of any of the characters because I kept mixing them up. the plot was twisting and the spice was spicing if you're interested.

my only complain is that I was told it was a difficult reading because of the topics it deals with. to me it was not, but I believe that is something personal with my own mental health so I'm not holding it against the book

**possible spoiler ??**

their relationship convinced me they would have a threesome at some point but instead THAT (iykyk) happened

I'd never fallen in love before her. once I did, I did it the what I did everything else. completely. totally. irrevocably.

KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI
that's all thank you.

p.d.: this book helped me find out I feel slightly attracted to a man taking his glasses off for ~reasons~

WHAT THE FUCK???????
(i will not elaborate any further)