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Good Girl, Bad Blood by Holly Jackson
4.0
my girl didn't need to investigate your son's disappearance. now my girl needs several therapy sessions
Powerful by Lauren Roberts
2.0
I'm devastated to say this took me almost a month to finish and put me in a slump.
Powerless was so good and had me in a chokehold the whole time. This one however, it felt like nothing was happening, I felt nothing for the characters (and I'm an Adena apologist). There romance was meh, makoto was meh, Adena was meh, the plot was meh. overall, meh.
Perhaps this was a me problem, I will probably give this another chance, just not now.
Powerless was so good and had me in a chokehold the whole time. This one however, it felt like nothing was happening, I felt nothing for the characters (and I'm an Adena apologist). There romance was meh, makoto was meh, Adena was meh, the plot was meh. overall, meh.
Perhaps this was a me problem, I will probably give this another chance, just not now.
As Good As Dead by Holly Jackson
4.0
that ending brought me to tears I was so mad I was desperate I was so close to choose violence.
I think it's the perfect closing for the trilogy, how everything is connected and makes sense and makes you change your view on several characters.
thank you holly for giving me info on how to get away with murder I promise you I'll be super fun at parties
I think it's the perfect closing for the trilogy, how everything is connected and makes sense and makes you change your view on several characters.
thank you holly for giving me info on how to get away with murder I promise you I'll be super fun at parties
The Flood by Michael McDowell
2.0
I wish I could write a proper review but I'm still shocked at the fact she had a baby so she could give it to her in-laws as a hostage so her and her husband would be able to move out
The Levee by Michael McDowell
3.0
this feels like reading someone's diary about their family drama + a free chapter of dismemberment
The House by Michael McDowell
3.0
at least more people are dying but I need Frances to embrace her true self and live her greatest H2O life
The War by Michael McDowell
3.0
reading these books is like a rollercoaster I already know the structure it follows and cant wait for the gore chapters <3 they're never enough and that makes me sad
anyway please give me more horror and less marriage and babies thanks
anyway please give me more horror and less marriage and babies thanks
King of Wrath by Ana Huang
3.0
im so lonely I also need a billionaire CEO to be forced to marry me and then we both fall in love and we travel the world. I would let him touch my boobs whenever he wanted to tbh. in the name of love always. Dante if you get divorced please consider me.
I admit this has no originality whatsoever but it never claimed to be original, and I enjoy reading this. I knew everything that was going to happen and still I enjoyed every second of it. I'm a simple woman I just want to read about the same two idiots falling in love in different universes. sue me
•°• update 26/04/24 •°•
removing one star because I met kai and he deserves more
Merged review:
im so lonely I also need a billionaire CEO to be forced to marry me and then we both fall in love and we travel the world. I would let him touch my boobs whenever he wanted to tbh. in the name of love always. Dante if you get divorced please consider me.
I admit this has no originality whatsoever but it never claimed to be original, and I enjoy reading this. I knew everything that was going to happen and still I enjoyed every second of it. I'm a simple woman I just want to read about the same two idiots falling in love in different universes. sue me
•°• update 26/04/24 •°•
removing one star because I met kai and he deserves more
Merged review:
im so lonely I also need a billionaire CEO to be forced to marry me and then we both fall in love and we travel the world. I would let him touch my boobs whenever he wanted to tbh. in the name of love always. Dante if you get divorced please consider me.
I admit this has no originality whatsoever but it never claimed to be original, and I enjoy reading this. I knew everything that was going to happen and still I enjoyed every second of it. I'm a simple woman I just want to read about the same two idiots falling in love in different universes. sue me
•°• update 26/04/24 •°•
removing one star because I met kai and he deserves more
Merged review:
im so lonely I also need a billionaire CEO to be forced to marry me and then we both fall in love and we travel the world. I would let him touch my boobs whenever he wanted to tbh. in the name of love always. Dante if you get divorced please consider me.
I admit this has no originality whatsoever but it never claimed to be original, and I enjoy reading this. I knew everything that was going to happen and still I enjoyed every second of it. I'm a simple woman I just want to read about the same two idiots falling in love in different universes. sue me
•°• update 26/04/24 •°•
removing one star because I met kai and he deserves more
Merged review:
im so lonely I also need a billionaire CEO to be forced to marry me and then we both fall in love and we travel the world. I would let him touch my boobs whenever he wanted to tbh. in the name of love always. Dante if you get divorced please consider me.
I admit this has no originality whatsoever but it never claimed to be original, and I enjoy reading this. I knew everything that was going to happen and still I enjoyed every second of it. I'm a simple woman I just want to read about the same two idiots falling in love in different universes. sue me
•°• update 26/04/24 •°•
removing one star because I met kai and he deserves more
Merged review:
im so lonely I also need a billionaire CEO to be forced to marry me and then we both fall in love and we travel the world. I would let him touch my boobs whenever he wanted to tbh. in the name of love always. Dante if you get divorced please consider me.
I admit this has no originality whatsoever but it never claimed to be original, and I enjoy reading this. I knew everything that was going to happen and still I enjoyed every second of it. I'm a simple woman I just want to read about the same two idiots falling in love in different universes. sue me
•°• update 26/04/24 •°•
removing one star because I met kai and he deserves more
Merged review:
im so lonely I also need a billionaire CEO to be forced to marry me and then we both fall in love and we travel the world. I would let him touch my boobs whenever he wanted to tbh. in the name of love always. Dante if you get divorced please consider me.
I admit this has no originality whatsoever but it never claimed to be original, and I enjoy reading this. I knew everything that was going to happen and still I enjoyed every second of it. I'm a simple woman I just want to read about the same two idiots falling in love in different universes. sue me
•°• update 26/04/24 •°•
removing one star because I met kai and he deserves more
I admit this has no originality whatsoever but it never claimed to be original, and I enjoy reading this. I knew everything that was going to happen and still I enjoyed every second of it. I'm a simple woman I just want to read about the same two idiots falling in love in different universes. sue me
•°• update 26/04/24 •°•
removing one star because I met kai and he deserves more
Merged review:
im so lonely I also need a billionaire CEO to be forced to marry me and then we both fall in love and we travel the world. I would let him touch my boobs whenever he wanted to tbh. in the name of love always. Dante if you get divorced please consider me.
I admit this has no originality whatsoever but it never claimed to be original, and I enjoy reading this. I knew everything that was going to happen and still I enjoyed every second of it. I'm a simple woman I just want to read about the same two idiots falling in love in different universes. sue me
•°• update 26/04/24 •°•
removing one star because I met kai and he deserves more
Merged review:
im so lonely I also need a billionaire CEO to be forced to marry me and then we both fall in love and we travel the world. I would let him touch my boobs whenever he wanted to tbh. in the name of love always. Dante if you get divorced please consider me.
I admit this has no originality whatsoever but it never claimed to be original, and I enjoy reading this. I knew everything that was going to happen and still I enjoyed every second of it. I'm a simple woman I just want to read about the same two idiots falling in love in different universes. sue me
•°• update 26/04/24 •°•
removing one star because I met kai and he deserves more
Merged review:
im so lonely I also need a billionaire CEO to be forced to marry me and then we both fall in love and we travel the world. I would let him touch my boobs whenever he wanted to tbh. in the name of love always. Dante if you get divorced please consider me.
I admit this has no originality whatsoever but it never claimed to be original, and I enjoy reading this. I knew everything that was going to happen and still I enjoyed every second of it. I'm a simple woman I just want to read about the same two idiots falling in love in different universes. sue me
•°• update 26/04/24 •°•
removing one star because I met kai and he deserves more
Merged review:
im so lonely I also need a billionaire CEO to be forced to marry me and then we both fall in love and we travel the world. I would let him touch my boobs whenever he wanted to tbh. in the name of love always. Dante if you get divorced please consider me.
I admit this has no originality whatsoever but it never claimed to be original, and I enjoy reading this. I knew everything that was going to happen and still I enjoyed every second of it. I'm a simple woman I just want to read about the same two idiots falling in love in different universes. sue me
•°• update 26/04/24 •°•
removing one star because I met kai and he deserves more
Merged review:
im so lonely I also need a billionaire CEO to be forced to marry me and then we both fall in love and we travel the world. I would let him touch my boobs whenever he wanted to tbh. in the name of love always. Dante if you get divorced please consider me.
I admit this has no originality whatsoever but it never claimed to be original, and I enjoy reading this. I knew everything that was going to happen and still I enjoyed every second of it. I'm a simple woman I just want to read about the same two idiots falling in love in different universes. sue me
•°• update 26/04/24 •°•
removing one star because I met kai and he deserves more
Merged review:
im so lonely I also need a billionaire CEO to be forced to marry me and then we both fall in love and we travel the world. I would let him touch my boobs whenever he wanted to tbh. in the name of love always. Dante if you get divorced please consider me.
I admit this has no originality whatsoever but it never claimed to be original, and I enjoy reading this. I knew everything that was going to happen and still I enjoyed every second of it. I'm a simple woman I just want to read about the same two idiots falling in love in different universes. sue me
•°• update 26/04/24 •°•
removing one star because I met kai and he deserves more
The Fortune by Michael McDowell
3.0
what do you want me to say? she was a mermaid she's living her best life and I wish I could also fake my death and just live peacefully and happily without any care in the world
Rain by Michael McDowell
3.0
the ending for this was super nice and satisfying not gonna lie. however if you asked me about the plot of any of these books I wouldn't be able to explain it to you. it's not that it was a complicated plot but rather it was all over the place and it took some time until it made sense.
really really truly missed the horror I was promised, there was nothing but a few chapters and that made me sad
really really truly missed the horror I was promised, there was nothing but a few chapters and that made me sad