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Tristan Strong Punches a Hole in the Sky by Kwame Mbalia

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adventurous funny hopeful lighthearted tense
  • Plot- or character-driven? A mix
  • Strong character development? Yes
  • Loveable characters? Yes
  • Diverse cast of characters? Yes
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes

5.0

Franny and Zooey by J.D. Salinger

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Did not finish book.

0.25

This is even worse/more boring than Catcher in the Rye and it's bad enough I was forced by high school to give that an undeserved second chance! Don't even think of reading this unless you want to torture yourself!
Screw Salinger! Ding, dong! The snitch is dead!
Chickens pecking at grain>>>>>>>>>>this! 
PS Anybody with common sense asked if Salinger writes good books: https://64.media.tumblr.com/30e40e2e29be9e168536a6f599fc3558/0732740a2e27184a-be/s500x750/4880b0af6f7eadef9010fc3650a310eeaf0304fd.gifv
Fenimore Cooper's Literary Offenses by Mark Twain

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0.75

 
I find the amount of favorable reviews of this disturbing. Consider Twain ruined forever. I find him guilty of slander, fun hating, and malicious destruction of cabbages!
 I hereby declare Fenimore Cooper to be superior to Crazy Clemens then, now, and forever!