This is even worse/more boring than Catcher in the Rye and it's bad enough I was forced by high school to give that an undeserved second chance! Don't even think of reading this unless you want to torture yourself!
Screw Salinger! Ding, dong! The snitch is dead!
Chickens pecking at grain>>>>>>>>>>this! 
PS Anybody with common sense asked if Salinger writes good books: https://64.media.tumblr.com/30e40e2e29be9e168536a6f599fc3558/0732740a2e27184a-be/s500x750/4880b0af6f7eadef9010fc3650a310eeaf0304fd.gifv