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The Ornithologist's Field Guide to Love by India Holton
2.75
I’m sorry to say it, I am generally a big fan of Hilton’s other works and find them endearing rather than over-the-top, but for some reason, this one just did not do it for me! And I was excited because I’m really in to birding!
I think what really worked with the Dangerous Damsels series was the juxtaposition between the life of a pirate and the life of a Victorian lady. Like, the ladies calmly drinking tea while shooting cannons at each others flying houses? Hilarious and fun. The idea of ornithologists pointing guns and fighting just doesn’t quite pack the same punch!
This book is just as quippy and punny, with a play on words or a tongue-in-cheek moment every other sentence, but again, the subject matter just made it seem less engaging. The attempt at making interesting magical birds was there, but they just kind of fell flat and felt like a side-show to the main story of the characters falling in love. What I liked about the other series was that the action (though silly) felt just as important as the romance, and I didn’t feel that way for this one. That being said, I still had fun reading this and positivity flew through reading it (there, a bird pun!).
Oh well, tally ho, and I am still looking forward to her next books!
I think what really worked with the Dangerous Damsels series was the juxtaposition between the life of a pirate and the life of a Victorian lady. Like, the ladies calmly drinking tea while shooting cannons at each others flying houses? Hilarious and fun. The idea of ornithologists pointing guns and fighting just doesn’t quite pack the same punch!
This book is just as quippy and punny, with a play on words or a tongue-in-cheek moment every other sentence, but again, the subject matter just made it seem less engaging. The attempt at making interesting magical birds was there, but they just kind of fell flat and felt like a side-show to the main story of the characters falling in love. What I liked about the other series was that the action (though silly) felt just as important as the romance, and I didn’t feel that way for this one. That being said, I still had fun reading this and positivity flew through reading it (there, a bird pun!).
Oh well, tally ho, and I am still looking forward to her next books!
The Ministry of Time by Kaliane Bradley
2.5
This could have been really great! The potential for greatness is off the charts, the idea of someone yanked from time, a person assigned to help them adjust, a mystery and murders tossed in for fun—it all sounds so great! But unfortunately, it just did not come together for me.
I’m very interested in the doomed final voyage of the Terror, so I was tickled to learn that our main character was plucked from that time, but even with that thrown in, I just couldn’t care. His character felt complex and compelling, and I loved seeing his interactions with the other “expats” from time, but that felt more “slice of life” vs the whole “spy thriller” book I wanted and expected.
I think the issue was our heroine—she wasn’t likable, and her little insights into her own past felt awkward and out of place. The writing style felt especially clunky around those scenes too, and really drew attention to the choppiness of the story. I feel like nothing important happened until the final third, and by that point it just felt thrown together and random.
I think this would have been better if it was clearly a thriller from the start, with the slice of life moments cut back to be side-scenes, or just been a little “coming of age” type story for our heroine, where she comes to know herself through interacting with people from another era. The weird combo just didn’t work for me.
I’m very interested in the doomed final voyage of the Terror, so I was tickled to learn that our main character was plucked from that time, but even with that thrown in, I just couldn’t care. His character felt complex and compelling, and I loved seeing his interactions with the other “expats” from time, but that felt more “slice of life” vs the whole “spy thriller” book I wanted and expected.
I think the issue was our heroine—she wasn’t likable, and her little insights into her own past felt awkward and out of place. The writing style felt especially clunky around those scenes too, and really drew attention to the choppiness of the story. I feel like nothing important happened until the final third, and by that point it just felt thrown together and random.
I think this would have been better if it was clearly a thriller from the start, with the slice of life moments cut back to be side-scenes, or just been a little “coming of age” type story for our heroine, where she comes to know herself through interacting with people from another era. The weird combo just didn’t work for me.
And Then There Were None by Agatha Christie
4.0
Tight little crime novel, and exciting from start to finish! I loved the nursery rhyme, and the corresponding deaths for each little description. This book sped right along, and I can see why it’s a classic. The names in the beginning were a bit hard to keep straight, but quickly became clear, and then it was just a sprint to the finish line.
The Rom-Commers by Katherine Center
I really like this author, but this book just didn’t hit for me. Emma, a full-time-caregiver-for-her-father-slash-writer, takes a job to write a romcom with famous-writer Charlie Yates (the full name is important. Or at least I assume so because she used his full name 500 times).
fast-paced
3.0
I really like this author, but this book just didn’t hit for me. Emma, a full-time-caregiver-for-her-father-slash-writer, takes a job to write a romcom with famous-writer Charlie Yates (the full name is important. Or at least I assume so because she used his full name 500 times).
My main issues with this book were the tone, and the fact that Charlie was very much A Douche. The tone reminded me of the early 2000’s romcoms where the main female character would narrate over her life (ala—“See that girl? The one who just got pushed into a locker and cheese tots thrown on her brand new shirt? Yep that’s me, and I’m the dorkiest girl in school). Like, I get what she was going for, it fits the idea of the novel pretty well. But it’s kind of lame to read! It’s something that comes across better in a film, because in a novel it just feels like you’re shoving info down our throat rather than actually explaining it in a natural way. Not the biggest fan of it!
And then Charlie? I could not get a read on his vibe at all, other than “huh this guy kind of sucks”. Very narcissistic, constantly insulting Emma, being the epitome of Entitled White Male at every event. Like, that’s not likable! I found it hard to root for him, even when he got more sympathetic towards the end. The “tortured writer” schtick would have worked better if he was less of an asshole.
I will say I still liked reading the book, and flew through it. The tone wasn’t my fave, like I mentioned, but this author is undeniably talented and I do really like her stories. This one just wasn’t my fave! But there’s still a good story, and any fan of contemporary romance would find something here to love.
Thornhedge by T. Kingfisher
5.0
I want Toadling to be my best friend!
This was such an enchanting mix of mystery and heartbreak and fantasy! Toadling was just the loveliest character, and I want to wrap her up in some soft moss and keep her in my backyard forever!! I have a soft spot for characters that are just sort of victims of their circumstances, but choose to be good anyway. She suffered so much but she is so good!! And I love her! And I guess the knight was okay too but I think people should read this for little Toadling!
This was such an enchanting mix of mystery and heartbreak and fantasy! Toadling was just the loveliest character, and I want to wrap her up in some soft moss and keep her in my backyard forever!! I have a soft spot for characters that are just sort of victims of their circumstances, but choose to be good anyway. She suffered so much but she is so good!! And I love her! And I guess the knight was okay too but I think people should read this for little Toadling!
Dracula by Bram Stoker
slow-paced
3.75
Well, I finally did it! I’ve tried reading this several times, and always eventually just got distracted and left it without coming back. But this time I made it!
The most interesting part of this book was noticing all the little things that have made it into popular culture. I knew some of the little things that were references to Dracula in different movies and things, but not quite the extent of it! Honestly every other chapter I was like “ohhh, that’s where that comes from!” or “ohhh, this show is a reference to this scene!”. So that was really cool!
I will say, the book itself just is too long. The story is good, and I liked the characters, but it felt like it dragged. It could have been cut down (but then again, would it have had all the same cultural impacts if it was cut back? who knows!). I had to force myself to finish (and I’m glad I did!).
The most interesting part of this book was noticing all the little things that have made it into popular culture. I knew some of the little things that were references to Dracula in different movies and things, but not quite the extent of it! Honestly every other chapter I was like “ohhh, that’s where that comes from!” or “ohhh, this show is a reference to this scene!”. So that was really cool!
I will say, the book itself just is too long. The story is good, and I liked the characters, but it felt like it dragged. It could have been cut down (but then again, would it have had all the same cultural impacts if it was cut back? who knows!). I had to force myself to finish (and I’m glad I did!).
Someone to Love by Mary Balogh
I didn’t dislike this book, but I don’t think I liked it either. It follows Anna, a teacher at an orphanage, who suddenly discovers that she is the child of a member of the ton and must deal with all that inheritance means.
1.5
I didn’t dislike this book, but I don’t think I liked it either. It follows Anna, a teacher at an orphanage, who suddenly discovers that she is the child of a member of the ton and must deal with all that inheritance means.
This book started off confusing as fuck! There are approximately One Billion characters, all of which are named and most titled, some of which having multiple names and titles! And while I understand that to some extent, the author really should have just focused the story on the leads, and left the antics of the other characters for future novels.
For as many characters and introductions as we had in the novel, the actual main lead was somewhat of a letdown! I did not find him engaging, and in fact found him to be kind of a loser! He always had “lazy” eyes, or was relaxing laying around, or letting his ward do whatever because he couldn’t be bothered. He also didn’t have the masculine descriptions that would make this appealing—he just seemed like a boring asshole! I did really enjoy Anna’s character, and think this novel would have been much better if it hadn’t been a historical romance, and instead just a historical drama of her adapting to her new circumstances. She’s an admirable and lovely character to read about, and made the rest of it bearable.
I’ll also say that the writing was a bit awkward. Eventually it did grow on me, and I came to enjoy the overabundance of words for every little description, but my first thought was for sure “someone take away her thesaurus!”.
Feel free to skip this one yall!
The Idea of You by Robinne Lee
3.75
This is one of those books where you just kind of have to say “this is going to be cringey af and I am going to choose to like it anyway”. And I did!
The Watchers by A.M. Shine
2.0
So this book is the basis for the movie “The Watchers” NOT the movie “The Watcher”. That was my mistake (but in my defense—come on), so this isn’t at all what I expected.
I liked this book, but didn’t love it. The premise of the book (a forest you can’t leave, otherworldly creatures haunting it trying to kill you, mysterious people you have to team up with) has been done a million times—and I like it every time! But in this case, it just felt slightly awkward. You can tell it’s their first novel, it’s just a little disjointed and the characterizations slightly off, but it was still enjoyable enough.
I liked this book, but didn’t love it. The premise of the book (a forest you can’t leave, otherworldly creatures haunting it trying to kill you, mysterious people you have to team up with) has been done a million times—and I like it every time! But in this case, it just felt slightly awkward. You can tell it’s their first novel, it’s just a little disjointed and the characterizations slightly off, but it was still enjoyable enough.
The Winter King by C.L. Wilson
4.25
This is what romantasy should be!! Fun magic systems, enemies to lovers, unique settings, and idiots not realizing they’re in love!
I was honestly surprised by how much I enjoyed this book, I mean, I just ate it up. The magic is simple but great, and I’m a sucker for a good winter setting in a novel, I think it really heightens the feeling of magic and “otherness”. I loved the main characters, even though poor Storm could not catch a fucking break throughout the whole book. I love them and I want more!
I was honestly surprised by how much I enjoyed this book, I mean, I just ate it up. The magic is simple but great, and I’m a sucker for a good winter setting in a novel, I think it really heightens the feeling of magic and “otherness”. I loved the main characters, even though poor Storm could not catch a fucking break throughout the whole book. I love them and I want more!