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Six of Crows by Leigh Bardugo
5.0
the first chapter was the hardest to read because i had to pretend i understood what was going on. once you get into it you won't be able to put the book down. kaz brekker supremacy.
this book makes me feel things and i fell in love with the characters. i am mad they are not real i wish i could knock myself out and have amnesia to experience it again.
this book makes me feel things and i fell in love with the characters. i am mad they are not real i wish i could knock myself out and have amnesia to experience it again.
All Downhill With You by Julie Olivia
3.0
never in my life would i have thought i would read a book, a romance book, were the main theme was rollercoaster engineering but here we are. basically the main characters are in a lawsuit, he needs to fix the rollercoaster and go back home. his father tells him "dude don't get close to the girl who's suing our company" and he's like "noted i will fall in love with her instead".
my favorite part is when he fingers her while riding a rollercoaster that was so uncalled for.
i need to add i still have no idea what an engineer does. i read 356 pages and if you ask me what he does i will say draw rollercoasters on paper, get angry at his computer and do math. that's engineering for me
my favorite part is when he fingers her while riding a rollercoaster that was so uncalled for.
i need to add i still have no idea what an engineer does. i read 356 pages and if you ask me what he does i will say draw rollercoasters on paper, get angry at his computer and do math. that's engineering for me
A Touch of Ruin by Scarlett St. Clair
2.0
i had to take a week of rest while reading this book and that says a lot.
to start the character of persephone makes me hate her, she acts like a child. everyone's like "persephone don't do this" and her mind goes "i'm gonna do it and do it wrong and then when people get mad at me for disobeying i'm gonna blame them". she is a walking red flag if you wanna be a drama queen just mind your business.
hades always took the blame even if it wasn't his just because"he loves her" suck my left toe have some self respect.
there's something that makes me extremely!!! mad!!! they are always preaching communication as a basis of their relationship but they give the silent treatment to each other and then fix it all with animalistic sex.
on another note the sex scenes are overwhelming they are so uncalled for they don't fit the non-existent plot they're bad i had to bleach my eyes after reading "the nest of curls between her thighs".
"hope it ends with a cliffhanger aren't you gonna read the third book?" this book was so bad the cliffhanger only made me want to hang myself from a cliff if i have to read more about an immature bitch who doesn't know how to manage her feelings. get some therapy.
to start the character of persephone makes me hate her, she acts like a child. everyone's like "persephone don't do this" and her mind goes "i'm gonna do it and do it wrong and then when people get mad at me for disobeying i'm gonna blame them". she is a walking red flag if you wanna be a drama queen just mind your business.
hades always took the blame even if it wasn't his just because"he loves her" suck my left toe have some self respect.
there's something that makes me extremely!!! mad!!! they are always preaching communication as a basis of their relationship but they give the silent treatment to each other and then fix it all with animalistic sex.
on another note the sex scenes are overwhelming they are so uncalled for they don't fit the non-existent plot they're bad i had to bleach my eyes after reading "the nest of curls between her thighs".
"hope it ends with a cliffhanger aren't you gonna read the third book?" this book was so bad the cliffhanger only made me want to hang myself from a cliff if i have to read more about an immature bitch who doesn't know how to manage her feelings. get some therapy.
Belladonna by Adalyn Grace
3.0
not gonna lie, this was boring. the love story between signa and death is as entertaining as a steamed carrot.
personally, while the setting is amazing, the rhythm of the story i found quite boring and slow.
the plot twists were predictable and the cliffhanger was not that good.
if i forget this book has a second part coming up, please don't you dare reminding me or i will take the five belladonnas myself.
personally, while the setting is amazing, the rhythm of the story i found quite boring and slow.
the plot twists were predictable and the cliffhanger was not that good.
if i forget this book has a second part coming up, please don't you dare reminding me or i will take the five belladonnas myself.
Red, White & Royal Blue by Casey McQuiston
2.0
too much politics, half of the time i didn't know what was going on.
the sudden settings change confused the shit out of me, the narrative itself confused me so much im sorry i really tried to like it but i failed i am returning my bisexual membership card
the sudden settings change confused the shit out of me, the narrative itself confused me so much im sorry i really tried to like it but i failed i am returning my bisexual membership card
Consider Me by Becka Mack
4.0
fucking fuck fucking a fucking fuck this book made me feel so damn single and unlovable there was a moment i didn't know how to react and i literally bit my kindle it now has teeth marks on it anyway carter beckett the man that you are now my standards are so high not even jesus can reach drop the mic im done
The Holy Bible: King James Version by Anonymous
1.0
idk the plot was kinda weak, no character development, no angst, nothing. just a schizophrenic man talking with the voice in his head for 2k pages. i do that too but instead of a book i post on twitter dot com
i would've chosen mary magdalene to be the next leader, jesus was kinda lame ngl made me root for the antichrist
the fandom kinda crazy tho
i would've chosen mary magdalene to be the next leader, jesus was kinda lame ngl made me root for the antichrist
the fandom kinda crazy tho
If We Were Villains by M.L. Rio
4.0
4½
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ??????!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK ?????!!!!!!
it went from actors obsessed with shakespeare to how to solve a murder to THIS ???!!!!
EXEUNT OMNES MY ASS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ??????!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK ?????!!!!!!
it went from actors obsessed with shakespeare to how to solve a murder to THIS ???!!!!
EXEUNT OMNES MY ASS
It Ends with Us by Colleen Hoover
1.0
"you can stop swimming now, lily. we finally reached the shore" bro forgot fish die at the shore just like i wish i could do after reading this
Shatter Me by Tahereh Mafi
2.0
what in the x-men x hunger games fanfic is this? i want them to starve to death what did i just read where's the hype i just don't get it.
there's more sexual tension between me and uncooked ramen than between these three characters
there's more sexual tension between me and uncooked ramen than between these three characters