Dear Ruby Dixon,

What a way to tell the whole world your favorite toy is a rabbit. You ain’t slick, girl. (And I imagine neither are your protagonists, with this plain as hell sex.)

Jokes aside, this is… a book series. It was $6 on the clearance rack and I need to hit my reading numbers, okay? I really don’t know how anyone’s paying nearly $20 full price for these books. You definitely don’t need to read in order either, they occasionally hit you with some recap in between, but the lore/world building isn’t half bad so the author gets some points for that. Kira taking over the bad guy’s ship was pretty badass too, not gonna lie. But as someone who sees the true appeal in monsters, I’m sorry, this ain’t it, chief. It was also lame as hell for all that build up about how she can’t have kids just for her to magically have them. I know this wasn’t going to be a compelling, thought provoking story by any means; I just think the author could’ve committed to the “not all happy couples need kids/biological offspring” bit.

This is obviously meant to be a fun, mindless read and I was entertained enough. However, if you think this is peak erotica, please seek out other stories. All the females in this book series deserve better and so do you, dear reader.