i unironically enjoy this series but this books is just painful to get through. after edward leaves it is HUNDREDS of pages of just pathetic narration (i think bella uses that word to describe herself literally) IM FOREVER MAD ABOUT THE HORRIFIC READING OF ROMEO AND JULIET THAT IS POLLUTING THIS WHOLE DAMN BOOK. i also… hate mike newton. but. i. LOVE. ALICE. she’s just my favorite and i annotate hearts around her bits constantly.