A review by rjordan19
Mating with Mallows: An Erotic Sentient Candy Romance by Nora Noodle

adventurous fast-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? Character
  • Strong character development? No
  • Loveable characters? Yes
  • Diverse cast of characters? It's complicated
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes

4.5

Overall: 4.5 rounded to ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ because WHY NOT???
Readability: 📖📖📖📖
Feels: 🦋🦋🦋
Emotional Depth: 💔💔
Sexual Tension: ⚡⚡⚡
Romance: 💞💞💞
Sensuality: 💋💋💋💋 (I am not ashamed that I liked it 🤣 )
Sex Scene Length: 🍑🍑🍑
Steam Scale (Number of Sex Scenes): 🔥 (the book is basically one scene)
Humor: Come on….it’s a peep fucking book
Perspective: First person from heroine
More character focused or plot focused? character/sex focused
How did the speed of the story feel? fast
When mains are first on page together: 28% when she buys the peeps, 38% when they become MORE
Cliffhanger: No...but it ends kind of unknown as to the future (happy for now assumed?)
Epilogue: No
Format: read e-book from kindle unlimited

Should I read in order?
This is a stand alone short story.

Basic plot:
Cece hasn’t had peeps since her bad experience at 6 years old. But one more taste can’t hurt...

Give this a try if you want:
- contemporary setting
- heroine works at a paper selling company
- M/F/M
- you have a disturbing craving for peeps/REALLY love marshmallow fluff
- 1 full steamy scene but it’s most of the book (and some praise kink)
- heroine overcomes her peep trauma

Ages:
- Not mentioned

First lines:
“Come on, Cece. Just try one,” Miranda pleaded from her seat five feet away from mine in our shared cubicle, a gliterring bonbon of a marshmallow held aloft for me.

My thoughts:
I saw it and I had to try it.

Absurd. Fun. Ridiculous. Delightful. Wrong. Titillating. Preposterous.

A threesome with some peeps. Why not? I deserve an Easter present too.

Cock/Hero Stats:

- They are huge 6 foot tall marshmallow bunny peeps with 8 pack abs.
- sugar coating that is sweet, taste like vanilla, but doesn’t melt (their fluffy goodness regenerating with each bit of deliciousness swallowed)
- huge cocks!
- semen is marshmallow fluff


Quotes/thoughts: (Any mistakes are my own)


"Ah, that's better," a deep, sensual voice crooned from my left, and my head whipped around.
There, in the middle of my kitchen, stood two hulking marshmallows. No - to call them marshmallows would be an understatement. These hunks were anything but mere mallows.
Standing at least six feet tall - not including the ears - dripping with muscles, coated in a fine dusting of neon sugar, were two incredibly sexy marshmallow bunny men.
---
I practically yelped as he came fully into view. Try though I might to keep my gaze firmly centered on his chest, it betrayed me, darting first to brilliantly corded thighs and up, up, up until it rested firmly on his giant cock.
Upon noticing my attentions, it rose to the same, and my insides ignited. Blue came to join, and the sight of their twin erections towering over me made my mouth into a desert ravine.
---
I had never been so full of marshmallow in my life, and something told me that this was just the beginning of this feeling.
---
"Careful, sweetheart," Blue growled from above me, one hand moving from my hair to help steady my arms, even as he rode me closer, the two cocks in either end of me pinning me in place like a rotisserie chicken.
 


Content warnings: (This should be taken as a minimum because I could have missed some!)

- heroine has a lot of trauma from her father abandoning the family
- heroine microwaves and fucks some peeps


Locations of kisses/intimate scenes:
 
Safe sex: 
No. Hopefully she has a stock up of antifungal medications 
 
Hows the consent? 
  It’s good 
 
58% - kisses, heroine sucks pink peeps finger, heroine sucks blue’s cock and pink fucks her on the couch