DNF @ 64 pages.

This book is straight info dumps in the vehicle of a pompous ass' rambling inner monologue. 

The main character constantly interrupts the plot to exposition completely unrelated things. For example: "I broke into <character>'s room, and they dangled me out a window" record scratched over to an internal monologue about how one coin is his favorite because he likes the picture on it.

I can't.