Is this Russell Edson's commentary on FOX news? It certainly appears that's the case.

THE DUMMIES
A contortionist had twisted himself in such a way as to be suddenly sitting on his own knee.
His wife said: What's that on your knee?
Embarrassed, the twisted contortionist said, It my dummy.
Why is it sitting on your knee?
I'm making it talk.
And what is it saying? she said.
It's saying what I give it to say.
But why do you need a dummy, when anything it says you're saying anyway? she said.
Because I'm a ventriloquist.
But every time the dummy speaks you both move your lips. So who can tell which dummy is the dummy who's making the other dummy speak?