A quick, fun story written to coincide with the 2012 London Olympics. It's not, I'm quite happy to say, sports-related, bar a few throwaway references to an 1940s game of basketball. Not that I don't like sport, but, well, I've just not read that many good stories about it. I'd rather have magic, or in this case tasers. 

With tasers it's generally over quite quickly, you know who won, and there's very little chance of being forced to sit through overtime.

That's electricity for you. Better than sports any day.