Old Testament: v kinky, lots of incest and polygamy but i want whatever those folks in Song of Songs have. hardcore David + Johnathan shipper. the amount of violence and blood sacrifice wasn’t my thing but i fuckin love that Jael chick.

New Testament: totally stan this Jesus dude, he seems cool as hell, lowkey would join his cult. Paul seems like a bit of a dick. i wanna try whatever psychedelics that last guy was on when he wrote the ending.