This book can be summed up in all the things that it makes you think and feel. The House in the Cerulean Sea makes you worry over gardening equipment, makes you want to be a bellhop, makes you hate the society we live in today while simultaneously reminding you that there is hope, makes you fall hopelessly in love with the antichrist and it does this all while giving you a big gay hug. What more could be possibly ask from a book. Absolutely adored it!