Orange marmalade, Cheshire cats, the pig and pepper (wow! wow! wow!), painted roses, hedgehog croquet balls, flamingos and mustard both bite, mock turtles, Drink Me, lizard in the chimney, serpent-neck, the fifth bend, thimbles, swimming in salt tears, the white rabbit, Off With Their Heads!, toadstools, tea parties, and my absolute favourite: the treacle mine (I dare say there may be one).

This is so full of ridiculous inventiveness that it has justly been famous for generations. All the stars, and extra kudos for this version's fantastic creepy art by Camille Rose Garcia.