A review by oraclereadings
What Big Teeth by Rose Szabo

Did not finish book. Stopped at 39%.
 All I can say is, I got 150 pages into the book and there was no plot.

I’m disappointed.

Kevin Sorbo disappointed.

It should be illegal to put beautiful covers on awful books.

I don’t even know if any of these would count as spoilers because I didn’t bother finishing the rest of the book. But this all happens in the first half of the book so, take it as you will. I’ll still section them off under the spoiler filter anyway.

Eleanor returns home for the first time in years after she was mysteriously sent away because of an attack that happened when she was young. Her family is cold to her upon her arrival, as they hardly know her and she hardly knows them. During a tarot reading, her paternal grandmother suddenly dies and Eleanor decides to take up being in charge of the family, due to her grandma’s literal dying wishes. Everything feels strange as Eleanor tries to find her place back in the family again.

Also, Eleanor and her siblings all obsess over the same guy. And like, I don’t think his age is actually depicted to how old he is, but his descriptions sound like he would at least be in his thirties or forties, if not older. Eleanor and her siblings are all under the age of twenty, so I found this incredibly odd and was very put off by it.

𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐢 𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐬

✧ DNF below 50% will not be rated ✧
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