Skipped around a bit- seems like it's going to be a lot of torturing a claustrophobic guy in a Louisiana salt mine for no reason and I just can't go there (on top of a lingering parentage reveal, the well story, Sage's extremely sad background

alcoholic, negligent parents, childhood sexual harassment

, and a Boss Hogg style villian.)

It's a tragedy hat-on-a-hat-on-a-hat. Hard to see things getting sexy or heartwarming.  Fucking BLEAK.

Poor Belmount. Damn dude.