How to even review this. I absolutely love the premise - gay MMC and bi/pan and aromantic FMC mutually abduct each other into marriage of convenience that becomes more. It is a stunning reminder of how many shapes a happily-ever-after can take, and it is the only romance I've ever read with an aromantic lead. The queer platonic partnership is honestly breathtaking! And the satire! I would argue that this is more regency satire than regency romance, and I'm a-ok with that, because it feels like both a love letter to historical romance and a middle finger to cis and heteronormative stories. 

But will anyone aside from the Hall superfans and ARC readers make it to the 50% mark?! This is 400+ pages and felt (to me) like it could have been 200 pages shorter. The inner monologue detours, the dialogue detours, the freaking DETOURS, I was pulling my hair out. I love Hall's humor but when it's overdone and repetitive it becomes tedious to read. I almost DNF'd multiple times in the first half, despite beautiful prose and moments of really compelling emotional insight because the story arc felt buried under zany asides. The second half had more emotional heft (and felt more linear?), but ultimately it still took several detours to revisit characters from previous books that I wasn't invested in (I read this as a stand-alone, and if the other two in this series feel as disjointed as this one, I will probably call it one and done on this series).

I'm so grateful characters like this have on-page HEAs, and I just wish this had felt more intentional all the way through.

Thank you to the publisher (Montlake) and Netgalley for a complimentary ARC.