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felyn's review against another edition
The choppy prose, the watersports, the dick the size of a wine bottle... No. This is just shit.
elles_library's review
funny
lighthearted
fast-paced
- Plot- or character-driven? Character
- Strong character development? No
- Loveable characters? Yes
- Diverse cast of characters? Yes
- Flaws of characters a main focus? It's complicated
3.5
Dang man. I genuinely dont know what I read anymore and why I enjoy it so much. This is about a man whos made of water and is the King of Atlantis/Atlantic Ocean. Who finds the sould of his mate in a girl whos been vomiting and crying into the toilet bowl because her boyfriend secretly recorded them having sex and posted it online pretending to be her. Then proceeded to get mad at her for being upset and getting random perverts to pay to turn up to her address and try to š¤¬ her...
A wild ride to say the least. This guy created appendages out of nowhere. At one point he had like 8 arms and 4 š³ (2 in fronf hole, one in back and one in mouth instead of a tongue). Also he is literal water. Not to mention hes astro projecting the whole time and his body is actually still in Atlantis which has green skin. Because why the fuck not š¤·āāļø
King Lir and Miranda
A wild ride to say the least. This guy created appendages out of nowhere. At one point he had like 8 arms and 4 š³ (2 in fronf hole, one in back and one in mouth instead of a tongue). Also he is literal water. Not to mention hes astro projecting the whole time and his body is actually still in Atlantis which has green skin. Because why the fuck not š¤·āāļø
King Lir and Miranda
neasmusings's review
dark
emotional
mysterious
fast-paced
- Plot- or character-driven? Character
- Strong character development? No
- Loveable characters? No
- Diverse cast of characters? It's complicated
- Flaws of characters a main focus? No
0.5
boucks_books's review
3.0
Idk what I was expecting but I was certainly not expecting him to ātraverse her digestive trackā. Itās kind of a fun read though, just donāt read if you have a fear of water (coming to life)
danyacardamine's review against another edition
adventurous
emotional
funny
mysterious
medium-paced
- Plot- or character-driven? Plot
- Strong character development? It's complicated
- Loveable characters? Yes
- Diverse cast of characters? It's complicated
- Flaws of characters a main focus? No
5.0
jonghosfootrest's review
5.0
Yāall disgust me. Why was it kinda good though. I hate and love siggy shade for these books but, I canāt say a super depraved part of myself doesnt find them entertaining.
6/10āļø
6/10āļø
absurtiddy's review
funny
lighthearted
fast-paced
- Plot- or character-driven? N/A
- Strong character development? No
- Loveable characters? No
- Diverse cast of characters? No
- Flaws of characters a main focus? No
1.5
little_miss_darkness's review
adventurous
dark
tense
fast-paced
- Plot- or character-driven? A mix
- Strong character development? It's complicated
- Loveable characters? It's complicated
- Diverse cast of characters? Yes
- Flaws of characters a main focus? It's complicated
3.25
Takes dark to another level.
I'm not sure how I feel about the whole thing. The water is definitely freaky enough, but him killing that many people? Very murky.
I'm not sure how I feel about the whole thing. The water is definitely freaky enough, but him killing that many people? Very murky.